WARNING!!! EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE!!!

Gift Wrapped Dog Shit   

If your target a worthless piece of shit, then without doubt,

this is the perfect gift for them.

Each [fake, but realistic] turd will be beautifully gift wrapped, along with a hand written card saying whatever you want. How about something like this:

"I saw this and thought of you"

Can you imagine your target's reaction when they open up the box?!?!

Gift Wrapped "Used" Tampon   

Let's be honest...

Your target is a complete c*nt

And this truly offensive package will leave them in no doubt whatsoever what people think about them.

Each "used" tampon will be lovingly presented in a gift box, with a hand written card saying whatever you want. How about something like this

"I saw this and thought of you"

How repulsed will your target be when they open the box!

Gift Wrapped "Used" Condom   

Another revolting "gift" for your deserving target.

Each condom will be filled with a very life like substance that will fool anybody who dares to look at it!

Like all our other sick products, this too will be beautifully wrapped with a message saying whatever you want. How about something like this:

"If your parents had used this, you wouldn't be here"

I'm not sure about you, but I think I would want to puke if I opened this particular package!!

Soiled Underwear

Does your target smell of shit and piss?

Then this is the perfect "gift" to send them!!!

Your target will receive a completely harmless package and their curiosity will certainly be piqued when they start to open it...then imagine their horror when they discover what's inside! Plus, you can put a personal message inside - something like this should get your point across:

"Next time, remember to wipe your backside properly you dirty piece of shit! "

The thought of this one is enough to make our stomachs churn, so how will your target react when they open it?!

Sexy Underwear

Definitely one to break up your target's new relationship!

Addressed to your target's new partner, this package will say more than words alone could possibly say

We recommend that these are sent to your target's new partner, along with a personal message such as

"Can you give these to Steve - I know how much he loves it when I wear them for him !"

This tactic is guaranteed to cause a huge argument between your victim and their new partner...just a shame we can't put a video camera in the package to record it!!!

Bottle Of "Piss"   

Your target will think that they've been sent a nice bottle of wine when they receive this package.

They couldn't be more wrong!

Rather than a carefully crafted, vintage wine label, each bottle of "urine" will simply state whatever you want. How about something like this:

"As no-one here would piss on you if you were on fire, you might want to keep this close by - just in case!"

No matter how thick skinned your target is, this will definitely offend them.!