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	Send an anonymous SMS
	Send a time-released SMS
	Fake Caller ID SMS
	Voodoo Dolls - the revenge curse
	Send an email and fake the sender!
	Time released email service
	Send Your Ex A Sick & Twisted "Gift"
	Advertise Their Sexual Services
	Send Them A Greeting Card They'll Never Forget
	Write An Anonymous Letter
	Scare the crap out of your ex
	Put them on the internet
	Send a nasty package in the post
	Send an offensive eCard
	Anonymous Fax
	Dig the dirt with government records
	Alternative Certificates Of Merit
	Spying and research revenge tools

Let The Postman Deliver A Nasty Surprise!!!

Everyone enjoys getting mail - but not this type!!!

From embarrasing envelopes, humiliating parcels to downright scandalous letters, you have the power to totally crush your target.

Shipped anonymously by international airmail to your victim, each "package" is as offensive as is legally possible. You cannot buy worse!

Make your choice, provide us with your victim's address and we will do the rest.

	Weekend Dad - US $ 8.41 Rub more salt into the wounds let them know exactly how it’s going to be from now on. View Larger Image & Next Step

	You Are Not The Father - US $ 8.41 Want to tell your target the brutal truth? Well nothing hurts as much as being told they aren't the father...more powerful than a kick in the groin! View Larger Image & Next Step

	Porn Rejection Postcard - US $ 8.41 Is your target so ugly that even the most depraved of porn magazines would reject them? Then this is the postcard for you! View Larger Image & Next Step

	Blow Up Doll Postcard - US $ 8.41 Is your target's next girlfriend inflatable? Send this to their place of work and everyone will see what a loser he is and that the only dates he can get are ones where he has to blow them up first View Larger Image & Next Step

	Chlamydia Test Reminder - US $ 8.41 Is it time for your target's routine chlamydia test again? Not only will this postcard show everyone that your target needs a test, they'll also think that they're a regular at the local clinic View Larger Image & Next Step

	Anal Examination - US $ 8.41 If you think that your target needs an anal examination, then this is the perfect postcard for you. View Larger Image & Next Step

	Cross Dressing Society - US $ 8.41 Whether your target is actually a closet crossdresser or not is irrelevant. With this postcard sent to their work address, everyone will think they are....and that's the point! View Larger Image & Next Step

	Penis Enlarger Postcard - US $ 8.41 Does your target fail to "measure up"? This postcard will expose your target's "little problem" View Larger Image & Next Step

	Paedo Dolls - US $ 8.41 Our sickest envelope yet! No-one will ever want to know your target once they receive this reputation-crushing envelope View Larger Image & Next Step

	Expose Their Incest - US $ 8.41 A real stomach churner, this one! Need we say more?! View Larger Image & Next Step

	Midget Fetish - US $ 8.41 Unfortunately, the internet has normalized fetishes, but in our opinion this is certainly one of the worst taboos! Surely your target should be exposed View Larger Image & Next Step

	Home Wrecker (For Men) - US $ 8.41 So your target thinks it's fun stealing other people's wives? Not anymore he won't! View Larger Image & Next Step

	Sheep Lover - US $ 8.41 We all know what the Welsh are world famous for! And it also explains your target's fascination with this part of the world and it's your duty to let everyone else know View Larger Image & Next Step

	Come Too Soon - US $ 8.41 Does your target always finish a bit too quick? No man alive wants this secret exposed...so that gives you the perfect reason to do just that! :-) View Larger Image & Next Step

	Animal Fetish - US $ 8.41 Does your target prefer animals to humans? Ever wondered why they love their pet more than you? Well here's the answer! View Larger Image & Next Step

	Porn Photos - US $ 8.41 Provide the evidence that you need to let everyone know that your target is a wanker! What more can we say!!! View Larger Image & Next Step

	Closet Gay - US $ 8.41 Out your target using this blatantly offensive membership pack. Why not send it to your victim, care of their parents house or office? You choose the delivery address and I'll do the rest View Larger Image & Next Step

	Cheating Partner - US $ 8.41 Do you know a cheating love-rat? Send them this and they'll know that they've been caught out. This revenge tactic is a fantastic mind-game and will drive your victim crazy! Justice! View Larger Image & Next Step

	Crap In Bed - For Men - US $ 8.41 Is your target dyslexic when it comes to finding the G-spot? Does he think that the female orgasm is as fictitious as Santa Claus? Well, in that case, this is just for him! View Larger Image & Next Step

	Crap In Bed - For Women - US $ 8.41 Does your target just lay there and stare at the ceiling? Is there more movement in a morgue? Then let them know bthey are crap by sending this insulting envelope View Larger Image & Next Step

	Council Scum Benefits - US $ 8.41 Specifically for UK clients this offensive envelope will remind your victim of how pikey they really are! Leggings, shell suits and "Am I Bovered?" are not something that should be aspired to! View Larger Image & Next Step

	Trailer Trash State Benefits - US $ 8.41 OK, so your target lives on a trailer park. Why not remind them exactly how far they have NOT crawled out of the swamp. Designed to make the recipient realise that their life isn't worth a sh** View Larger Image & Next Step

	Diaper Fetish Letter - US $ 8.41 He thinks his fetish is perfectly acceptable and a secret! Not any more!!! It's time to expose this sicko for the sexual deviant that he is. View Larger Image & Next Step

	Home Wreckers Membership (For Woman) - US $ 8.41 Ideal to send to the bitch that stole your man. So bright and obvious, everyone who goes near it will know what a low-life, home-wrecking whore she really is! View Larger Image & Next Step

	Amateur Housewives Membership Pack - US $ 8.41 You know your target is into porn and now, so can everyone else. Shockingly coloured and blatantly obvious - why not send it to your ex, at their parents address View Larger Image & Next Step

	Viagra Users Membership Pack - US $ 8.41 Does your target sleep around? Then this is the ideal pack to send them. Brightly coloured and clearly marked - everyone who sees it will know what your target is like View Larger Image & Next Step

	OK To Be Gay - US $ 8.41 Out your target using this blatantly offensive membership pack. Why not send it to your victim, care of their parents house or office? You choose the delivery address and I'll do the rest View Larger Image & Next Step

	Masterbation Addiction Membership Letter - US $ 8.41 Why not send this "membership pack" to the wanker in your life?! Designed to offend even the most hard-faced target. View Larger Image & Next Step

	Drug Advice Centre - US $ 8.41 Expose your target's drug habit. Friends, family and colleagues may have their suspicions - so why not go ahead and confirm it for them! View Larger Image & Next Step

	Expose Their Cheating - US $ 8.41 Your target will be filled with dread when they receive this A5 letter. Clearly indicating that photos are enclosed, your victim will just want to hide in shame! View Larger Image & Next Step

	STD Results Letter - US $ 8.41 If your target has got a nasty little rash, or a particularly offensive discharge then this letter is just for them! Why not send it to their neighbours or place of work by "accident"!!! View Larger Image & Next Step

	Gay Holidays Booking Form - US $ 8.41 Let's be honest - if they don't want to be with you, they must be gay! So why not send them this A5 envelope offering gay holidays?! View Larger Image & Next Step

	Debt Collection Letter - US $ 8.41 Does your target owe money? Does nobody know? Well, with this blatantly emblazoned A5 envelope, their dirty secret will be out! View Larger Image & Next Step

	STD Home Testing Kit - US $ 23.47 Has your target got a nasty discharge from "down below"? Even if they haven't, there is still every need to send them this package - care of their neighbours or work colleagues, of course! Go on - ruin their reputation! View Larger Image & Next Step

	Tummy Wipe Kit - US $ 23.47 Is your target a wanker? Well, actually - we both know he is. So why not send him the perfect gift, ideal for the man who spends to long surfing internet porn! View Larger Image & Next Step

	Brenda Big Boobs Blowup Doll - US $ 23.47 You know he needs it, so why not send it. This "package" will leave your victim wishing they were never born. Everyone who sees the "package" will know what a loser he is. View Larger Image & Next Step

	Penis Enlarger Package - US $ 23.47 If your target didn't measure up then send them our special "package" to really crush their self-esteem and humiliate the hell out of them! All men have fragile egos (despite what we may say) and this "package" will hit him where it hurts the most! View Larger Image & Next Step

	Anal Intruder Package - US $ 23.47 This is going to hurt! Now you can really tell your target to "go shove it up their ass". A specially designed "package" that will definately make their eyes water! View Larger Image & Next Step

	Incontinence Nappies Package - US $ 23.47 Does your target stink of piss? Then send this blatantly marked "package". Offensive? Yes! Does your target deserve this? YES!!! View Larger Image & Next Step

Remember: everything is 100% anonymous and untraceable - guaranteed!

Keep Yourself Protected Online

Everything that we do for you is completely anonymous - in fact, we are paranoid about anonymity.

However, we cannot protect your own PC and that is why we strongly recommend the use of Hide My IP software. It's the exact same software that we use and in over 8 years of getting revenge, we've never been found out!

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Let The Postman Deliver A Nasty Surprise!!!

Everyone enjoys getting mail - but not this type!!!

Remember: everything is 100% anonymous and untraceable - guaranteed!

Quick Links To
Getting Your Revenge